Thursday, February 10, 2011

Dear Offspring,

Are you kidding me? That you would get off of grounding for sneaking into my laptop to play video games, lying and stealing things from my purse just to turn around and do it AGAIN 3 weeks later is absolutely the DUMBEST thing I've ever heard. Felons don't commit crimes again that fast, kid. Learn from your mistakes or at least use that genius brain of yours and cover your ass better. I pulled the same shit when I was a kid but I got away with it because I WAS BETTER at it than you. Be clever for fucks sake, make it a challenge for me to catch you, then at least it wouldn't be such a disappointment to me to find out you DID THE SAME THING.

Love,
Your Mom

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