ESPECIALLY you fucking chicks that think that posting a shit ton of ads on your template and forcing yourself to post random fucking bullshit photos memes. I understand that everyone has a TASTE for certain kinds of blogs, but holy fucking jesus shitcocking christ WTF with all the crap content? You leave your regular, talking-to-people-on-the-interwebz-but-at-least-still-talking-to-people interwebz life behind to fucking "focus on your blog"? ARE YOU KIDDING? A few click ads makes sense, why not rape the establishment just by ranting and raving and showing pictures of your kids? That's all well and good. Spend a couple bucks on a flashy template? It's your space on the toobz, why the fuck not?
But holy tittyraping jesus an entire column dedicated to crap ads that blink and have exclamation points that tell me to "OMG SQUEE! THIS PERSON LIKES ME AND YOU SHOULD TOTALLY GO SPREAD THE LOVE BECAUSE EVERYONE LOVES ATTENTION" is crap. This whole blogger community thing has gotten way the fuck out of hand, and you, those of you who have no idea I'm talking about them, are part of the goddamn problem. I was just about to write what a blog should or shouldn't be, but that would make me an elitist instead of Gerkin of the People's Punisher.
So here's to you, crazy fuckers who think that blogging should be a job without having your name attached to a major company but whore yourself out anyway because "Wordless Wednesdays" are fun and ooh I should get paid for crap content, I raise my glass to you for RUINING MY INTERNETS.
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