Dear Whoever Designs Shit for Garnier Fructis Hair Care,

I HATE YOUR FUCKING CONDITIONER BOTTLES.

Upside-down? Great idea, because eventually everyone turns their bottle upside-down anyway to get that last wash out. But seriously? Making the bottles THAT THIN? Are you fucking KIDDING me?

When you are wet and slippery in the shower, you grab the bottle by the middle and you squeeze. You don't grab the bottle and squeeze from the top, because really you CAN'T and a bottle is not a tube so there's no point in doing it anyway. The bottle is so goddamned skinny that after ten washes you can't squeeze the fucking bottle anymore because it has been SQUOZEN TO DEATH and there is physically no way you can squeeze it anymore and then you're reduced to shaking the crap out of the bottle anyway. Seriously, WTFBBQ, yo. A square bottle would work; hell, and ROUND bottle would work. But those stupid supposedly-aesthetically pleasing oval designs? GAY.

Thanks for your time,

NotAGirl